fake statue!By francis993 01:50 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 Comments
A woman and her secret lover wer in bed together when her hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.
"Don't move! You're a statue!"
The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently and if they could get one, so could she.
The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs.
He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here! I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths and they never fed me a thing!"
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