Akpors invited his mother overfor dinner.During the meal, his mothercouldn't help

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Akpors invited his mother over

for dinner.

During the meal, his mother

couldn't help

noticing how beautiful Akpors's


was. She had long been

suspicious of a

relationship between Akpors and


roommate and this only made

her more


Over the course of the evening,


watching the two interact, she

started to

wonder if there was more

between Akpors

and the roommate than met the

eye. Reading

his mom's thoughts, Akpors

volunteered, "I

know what you must be thinking,

but I

assure you, Kate and I are just


About a week later, Kate came to

Akpors and

said, "Ever since your mother

came to dinner,

I've been unable to find the

beautiful silver

gravy ladle. "You don't suppose

she took it, do

you?" Kate said, "Well, I doubt it,

but I'll write

her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:"Dear

Mother, I'm

not saying you 'did' take a gravy

ladle from

my house, and I'm not saying you

'did not'

take a gravy ladle. But the fact

remains that

one has been missing ever since

you were

here for dinner."

Several days later, Akpors

received a letter

from his mother which

read:"Dear Son, I'm

not saying that you 'do' sleepwith

Kate, and

I'm not saying that you 'do not'

sleep with

Kate. But the fact remains that if

she was

sleeping in her own bed, she

would have

found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom"



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