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By 07:20 Fri, 30 Nov 2012 Comments

U saw a good well trained girl to marry, but u

chose a bum short wearing lobatian who is good

in bed, Indomie wil be ur portion.

You only take pictures in front of the airport, its

safe for me to assume you're a cab driver.

Lemme Make this Clear...Red Lipsticks aint for

Everyone..If ur teeth is Yellow like a danfo bus,

Respect urself & Stay Away 4rm it!!

...and you carry phone with MTN sim enter exam

hall?, with intention of cheating by browsing the answer? My friend dey

prepare for an Additional year!

How can your babe tweet that she prefers


better break up!

Using the iron to dry your socks 10mins before


He who calls 'Sachet Water' instead of 'Pure

Water' is not Thirsty enough.

The secret behind the 6 packs (abs) and muscles

in most 9ja guyz is cos of years of hardship &

starting up generators!

One good thing about been Ugly. At least u

would be least considered for rituals. Dem no dey

use JUJU do JUJU na!

World's Shortest Joke --â–º"Two Yoruba Women


You can't actually look like a burnt offering and

be praying for a "Yellow PawPaw Boyfriend"

LaiLai! It won't work!!

GOD is great: He blows the naughty wind which

blows the girl’s skirt high, But he sends dust

along to close the boys eyes as well.

At 20 You Get Rose Tattoo For Your Breast... At

60 It'll Luk Like UGU Leaf !!!

Women these days, some of your eyebrows looks

like you are sponsored by Nike!! make una take

am easy with the shaping Abeg!

Dejo Laughing behind Akpos at ATM Machine:I

have seen ur password; Akpos:Wat is it? Dejo:Its

4 stars(****)Akpos:Ha ha! u r wrong,it's 2710.



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