Funny Facts

By 01:02 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 Comments

U people think being unfollowed on twitter is

Annoying. Have u ever been deleted on BBM

while typing a message? That shit is like rapture.

Sex dsnt kip a guy,if u like turn 360degree in

bed,use him as DP 24/7,bleach till u become

brighter dan ur future.if he wnts 2leave,he will!

Yoruba girls that lick their fingers before turning a

page on their iPads & iphones. #ThatIsNotSexy

Most guys will say they prefer girls with 'Brains

over Beauty' but yet they will choose 'Kim

Kardashian" over Okonjo Iweala.

You've different pictures of hot girls on ur Phone,

and u want ur GF to believe you're not

cheating?? are u a Photographer?

In terminator 2,schwarzenegger only spoke 700

wrds,n was paid $15million. U gossip n backbite

a million words daily, how much does it pay?

It's only in Nigeria dat Jesus sends BC's. U see

some BC's start lyk "Hello, I am Jesus, forward

this BC to 20 other people to get blessed"

x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) +

10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 in real life.

How much is aeroplane in your area?? Because

here in Nigeria aeroplane is just N64million.

Locks door. Tries to kill a snake in his room.

PHCN takes... light.. >>>> R.I.P

You drive a Range rover but your mum works for

Lawma Sweeping 3rd mainland Bridge, how do

you sleep at Night?

Most girls pray for hardworking men, yet they

don't respond to greetings from bricklayers. God

is watching you.



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