SOME STUPID QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWERS.... ADD YOURS AND GET POPULAR

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Answers for “Stupid” Questions :

1. Someone calls you at 2am in

the night and ask you "are you

sleeping ?"

Ans : no, I’m picking beans.

2. You're making out with a girl

then you start pulling her pants

then she asks; what are you trying

to do?

Ans : I want to wash them for

you.

3. They see you coming out of the

bathroom, wet; ''did you just have

a bath ?''

Ans : no, I fell into the toilet

bowl.

4. You are standing right in front

of the elevator on the ground

floor going to your office, yet

they ask; ''Are you going up ?''

Ans : no, I’m waiting for my office

to come down and pick me!

5. Your boyfriend comes home

with a bunch of flowers and you

still asks him; ''are those

flowers?''

Ans : no baby, they're carrots!

6. You're in the queue at the

cinema to buy tickets, a friend

see's you and ask; ''what are you

doing here?''

Ans : I’m here to pay my school

fees!

7. When people see you lying

down with your eyes closed, they

still ask; ''are you sleeping ?''

Ans : No! I'm practicing to die.

8. You went to a restaurant and

the waiter asks you : ''Plz can I

get you a table ?''

Ans : No. I’m here to eat on the

floor.

9. The Lecturer caught you

copying in the exam hall, he ask

you, are you copying?

Ans: no am photocopying!

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