SOME STUPID QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWERS.... ADD YOURS AND GET POPULARBy KELLYCHI 05:45 Fri, 21 Dec 2012 Comments
Answers for â€œStupidâ€ Questions :
1. Someone calls you at 2am in
the night and ask you "are you
Ans : no, Iâ€™m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants
then she asks; what are you trying
Ans : I want to wash them for
3. They see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; ''did you just have
a bath ?''
Ans : no, I fell into the toilet
4. You are standing right in front
of the elevator on the ground
floor going to your office, yet
they ask; ''Are you going up ?''
Ans : no, Iâ€™m waiting for my office
to come down and pick me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you
still asks him; ''are those
Ans : no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend
see's you and ask; ''what are you
Ans : Iâ€™m here to pay my school
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they
still ask; ''are you sleeping ?''
Ans : No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant and
the waiter asks you : ''Plz can I
get you a table ?''
Ans : No. Iâ€™m here to eat on the
9. The Lecturer caught you
copying in the exam hall, he ask
you, are you copying?
Ans: no am photocopying!
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