AKPOR FIRST DAY IN SKULBy Austine47 04:28 Tue, 30 Jul 2013 Comments
Akpos' First day in a new
Teacher: There will be an
elementary science test next
week. Contrary to his nature,
Akpos reads his book from cover
to cover like no man's business.
On test day, teacher lines up
about 5 birds, covering each
a piece of cloth so only their legs
Question 1: Looking at the leg of
bird write down its' common
name, species, family, zoological
name, habitat etc.
After about 20 mins of
and not writing down anything,
Akpos storms to the teacher's
desk and slams his blank sheet
front of the teacher. 'Sir, this test
makes no sense! I am going
Teacher: What a rude boy! Come
back here. What is your name?
Akpos raises his trouser and
points to his leg: 'Oya u too, look
my leg na, tell me my name, my
surname, where I dey live, which
tribe I come from....
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